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Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Bold white text below reads "Union

Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence

but this one felt like home

they were where Long Beach came together after the workday ended

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